A Doomcar Named Desire? Post-apocalyptic Driving Match-ups Open for Pre-registration This Valentine’s Day

The UK Govt.’s decision to bring forward the scrapping of petrol and diesel cars in 2032 may well be rendered irrelevant by the year 2057; when massive space vessels of unknown origin suddenly appear on earth and lay waste to our world with unrelenting and overwhelming force. While we can hardly blame Boris Johnson for such short-termism; we can definitely blame the faceless alien invaders who’ve left us battling for resources in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.